end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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