I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I AM VODKA MAN
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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