Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
where are you?
Hypothermia
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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