ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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