drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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