she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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