yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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