he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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