Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This girl is more easily done than said...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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