Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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