no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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