ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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