I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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