I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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