why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
