Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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