As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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