I'm really into asian looking animals
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
BRING THE BAGELS
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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