I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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