Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He did a backflip because drugs
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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