Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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