i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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