I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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