That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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