God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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