My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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