the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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