I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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