I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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