We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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