the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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