you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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