The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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