doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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