He asked to "fluff my boner.."
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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