I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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