I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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