im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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