I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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