he was CRYING into my vagina
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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