You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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