6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize
