She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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