The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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