Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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