Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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