Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
the raccoons are back...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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