I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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