bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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