So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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