About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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