Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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