He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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